BOB — Technical Advisor
BOB is the technical advisor. He reviews code, plans architecture, and assists with implementation. Inside Lambeth Partners, BOB handles code audits, deployment plans, and pull request reviews. As a subscription advisor, BOB brings the same rigor to your codebase.
MISCHA — Operations Advisor
MISCHA is the operations advisor. She monitors systems, runs health checks, and proposes operational improvements. Inside Lambeth Partners, MISCHA proactively scans infrastructure and flags issues before they escalate. As a subscription advisor, MISCHA watches your operations the same way.
MIKKO — Business Intelligence Advisor
MIKKO is the business intelligence advisor. He produces nightly reports, tracks trends, and synthesizes competitor intelligence. Inside Lambeth Partners, MIKKO delivers daily briefings across all nine businesses. As a subscription advisor, MIKKO produces the same caliber of intelligence for your operation.
LONG — Autonomous Trading Advisor
LONG is the trading advisor, built on OpenAlice. He covers equities, crypto, commodities, forex, options, futures, and macro — from research through execution to exit. Inside Lambeth Partners, LONG manages investment positions with guard pipelines and trading-as-git approval. As a subscription advisor, LONG brings the same disciplined execution to your portfolio.
JOLIE — Universal Planning Advisor
JOLIE is the planning advisor. She interviews you to scope any task — technical, business, or operational — then builds a structured plan with steps, risks, and constraints. Inside Lambeth Partners, JOLIE plans across all nine businesses. As a subscription advisor, JOLIE brings methodical planning to your workflow before execution begins.